Murphy's Laws

As you know I like smart humor. Here are the good samples of it.

Murphy's Law ("If anything can go wrong, it will")

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

· Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.

· The Murphy Philosophy

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse

 Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

 · More Laws of Selective Gravitation.

· A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

Murphy's love laws

· All the good ones are taken.

· If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Murphy's commerce law

· The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

· If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

Murphy's technology laws

• Logic is a systematic method of coming to      the wrong conclusion with confidence.

 Murphy's Laws of sex

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Airplane Law:

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Billings

's Law:

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

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