My favorites from Kellogg consulting club (follow the link to read have even more)
Signs You Work in Consulting
You get all excited it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work
Ways to Know You've Got the Consulting Bug
Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about
Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client
I could just tell you the answer, but we're committed to a three month Project
Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant
I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
Wonderful story about consultants
A consultant died and went to heaven. There were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the consultant was, and greeted him warmly. St. Peter took the consultant up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The consultant said, "I like all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you're 193 years old!"
You know it is time to get out of consulting when...
You give constructive feedback to your dog
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