One politician, One thief & One BIG 4 employee died & went straight to
hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my
group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well,
devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.BIG 4 employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
my office friends, managers and partners ",He called other BIG 4 employees and he talked for twenty hours about his audit files and jobs what are the new clients, he talked & talked & talked,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
BIG 4 employer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"
Devil says: - Calling from Hell to Hell is considered Local Call
This is nice one, Lyubomyr!
Posted by: Vitaliy | August 29, 2007 at 11:08 PM